This is my first actual attempt at making a certified blog. I'm random but quotable. You can't deny it! My random philosophy equates to a genius that only a few could comprehend. Like Zach Gallafanakis and Diablo Cody. I am an aspiring author. I believe Breaking Dawn will be the funniest movie since the Hangover. And I have a thing for dirty jokes and awful movies. • Ask me anything
You know what I did to your mom last night!